The Adventures of Kim and Amy, Part IDK

So Kim and I are talking about feces and fiber because we’re oh-so-classy people.

Me: HAHAHA. OKAY. HMM. I GUESS I HAVE ANOTHER EXCUSE TO DRINK JAMBA JUICE and eat more burritos.

Kim: xDD

Me: i had oatmeal the other day? XD

Kim: beans r good for u. oh man.

Me: THE SONG IS TRUE

Kim: fiber does so much more. i just didn’t have space to write it. xD

Me: DOES IT MAKE YOU CRY INSIDE

Kim: xDD it helps lower cholesterol

Me: you could probably write a book on it. i bet there is one. only i wouldn’t read it. UNLESS YOU WROTE IT ;D

Kim: xDD thanks. lol

Me: no problem. MOAR BEANS.

Kim: okay lu lu. thanks for the help!

Me: no problem. thanks for educating me. i feel like throwing up and eating at the same time

sort of. “HMM. I WANT BURRITOS—EW, I’M THINKING ABOUT DRIED FECES. EW EW. BUT I WANT A BURRITO…”

Kim: but if u eat the burrito, u won’t have dried feces. xD

Me: true, but i’ll still be thinking about feces. IT IS A NEVERENDING CYCLE.

Kim: hahahah xD oh lu lu, no wonder u’re not in the medical field.

Me: :<

Kim: want to read my next paper too? XD i want to write about the west nile… but..

Me: but the medical field would be so entertaining with me in it.

Kim: i can’t find any articles

Me: sure, i wouldn’t mind. YOUR BRIGHT PART OF THE DAY WOULD BE ME LOOKING AT YOUR PAPERS AND MAKING WEIRD COMMENTS, AND YOU’D HAVE STORIES TO TELL YOUR PATIENTS OR SOMETHING. “SO YOU KNOW MY EDITOR. YEAH, AMY. THE ONE WHO’S ALWAYS GETTING BURRITOS IN THE MESS HALL?” okay, i’ll stop. too much capslock. XD

Kim: hahahha. Yess. when i become a doctor and write books, i’ll hire u as my editor. xD

Me: thank you

Kim: if that is possible.. xD

Me: YOU MEAN NURSE PRACTITIONER ;D if they ever write books. NOT LIKE YOU CAN’T.

Kim: i might become a doctor lol

Me: :O GOOD LUCK

Kim: lol

Me: (YES, I HAVE A POTENTIAL JOB OFFER.)

Kim: gynecologist xD LOL

Me: I’LL WAIT FOR YOU TO FINISH MED SCHOOL

Kim: hahahahhaha

Me: …you better not take too long

Kim: we’ll see. i probably won’t get into med school xD

Me: DO NOT BURST MY BUBBLE JUST AS IT FORMED